Not me Monday (Again?)

I will not admit that I did not figure out how to link Not Me Mondays yet.

I did NOT serve sandwiches to my kids 3 nights this week and I definitely did not have them make it themselves!

I did NOT leave "F" on my bed and leave the room, because I KNOW he is rolling, and he did NOT just take his first fall.

"D" did not hit, pinch and kick me in church on Sunday and I did not think about just spanking him then and there right in front of the whole congregation. I did not get up in the middle of church and pull his ear to get him to follow me out and I did NOT yell at him where everyone could probably still hear me! No not me because I would have calmly walked him out to the van and talked to him about his behaviour and NOT have lost control.