Not Me Monday

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Here we GO...............

I did not wash new rugs with a load of towels and I definately did not turn all my towels red!

When teaching Boy Scouts I did not say "Now we will talk about my period" nope not me because what we were not talking about were our food PYRAMIDS. I did not then elaborate by not saying "Well that is a bit personal, why don'y we talk about our food pyramids." All the mom's did not laugh with me and all the boys did not look completely lost!

I did not let go with a few choice words outside in our yard, my neighbor did not hear me screaming from the top of my lungs, and I was not completely embarrassed. All because my kids did not just throw all their school stuff right in front of the door and I did not try carrying too many things in from the van and I definitely could not not get into my own house and stuff did not go flying...both from my mouth and out of my arms!

I did not go to my daughters teacher and start bawling my eyes out and making a complete fool out of myself just because my daughter seems to be struggling with school, nope not me I stayed in my van and thought about it over the weekend. :) If only I would take a little time before I react to things!

I did not let "F" roll of the bleachers at the school this weekend and he did not bump his head really hard....golly, how many kids have I had and truly, how have they all survived?!?